1 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:09,960 Oh, there you are. 2 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,942 Careless newsboy. He never throws you in the same place. 3 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,977 I'm gonna give him a judo chop... 4 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,608 then I'm gonna smack him in the nose... 5 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,516 and I'm gonna twirl him around my head... 6 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,521 and throw him in the girls' gym. 7 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,121 He's rotten. 8 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,160 He's rotten. 9 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,459 Who's rotten? Jack McGinty down at school. 10 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,692 He's a dirty rotten bully and he picks on me... 11 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,324 and pushes me around every day. 12 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,868 I'll kill him! 13 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,204 I'll kill him! 14 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,763 Good evening, all. 15 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:51,244 Did I overhear my sweet little offshoot contemplating homicide? 16 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,678 Some bully was picking on Eddie at school. 17 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,841 Eddie just wants to massacre him. 18 00:01:56,817 --> 00:02:00,254 I don't care if he's twice as big as I am. I'm gonna stomp him. 19 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,618 Now, Eddie... 20 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,058 sensitive, intelligent creatures such as we... 21 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,654 do not stomp one another. 22 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,590 Any mail today, dear? Yes, dear. 23 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,735 The postman threw it over the wall and then ran away. 24 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,265 This package is for you. 25 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,866 Oh, I'll be darned. 26 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,373 It's from Clyde Thornton. 27 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:28,073 He's one of the new fellows we hired down at the parlor. 28 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,844 We took on some new men. 29 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,053 We've been operating with a skeleton crew lately. 30 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,788 "From Clyde to Herman." 31 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:36,856 Ah. 32 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,389 He wants to be friendly. 33 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,597 Maybe it's a watch. I bet it's a neat ring. 34 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,731 Will you look at that! 35 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,565 I'll be darned. 36 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,000 It says, "Press here." 37 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,519 Oh, fudge. 38 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,682 Mean old Clyde. 39 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,888 What a rotten practical joker. 40 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:18,932 What are you gonna do, Pop? What am I gonna do? 41 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,364 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 42 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,944 I'm gonna kill him. 43 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,274 I'm gonna kill him. 44 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,282 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. 45 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:44,684 If you ask me, Eddie should really give it to that McGinty kid... 46 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:48,779 and Herman, he should clobber Clyde, that practical joker. 47 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:52,920 No, Grandpa, fighting is wrong, and Herman knows it. 48 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:56,292 Now, we're Eddie's parents, so you just leave it to us. 49 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,059 We're only trying to bring up the boy... 50 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,963 to get along in this modern world. 51 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,695 That's what's wrong with this family. 52 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,101 They've forgotten how to spoil their children. 53 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:08,336 Why, for centuries, we Draculas were spoiled rotten. 54 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,009 Yes, but that was in the old country. 55 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:14,013 Remember that over here they have a Board of Health. 56 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,577 I'll light the candles. 57 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,689 Mmm. 58 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,123 What's for supper? 59 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,817 Big-mouthed bass. 60 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,295 Oh. 61 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,559 Hello in there. Hello out there. 62 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,471 Certainly is fresh. 63 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:51,376 Weren't you going to have a little talk with Eddie tonight... 64 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,452 about that bully at school? 65 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,889 That's right, dear. 66 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,253 Eddie... 67 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,725 I merely want to point out to you... 68 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,091 the disadvantages of violence. 69 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,165 You mean if that Jackie kid bugs me... 70 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,828 I'm not supposed to fight back? 71 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,771 That's exactly right, Son. You just ignore him. 72 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:16,632 And sooner or later, no matter how many times he strikes you... 73 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,939 he'll realize the error of his ways... 74 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,174 and become a better citizen for it. 75 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:26,777 And in the meantime, what is the kid supposed to use for teeth? 76 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,684 Yeah, Pop, and besides... 77 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,783 what about the guy at the parlor who squirted you with ink? 78 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,953 Are you just going to ignore him? 79 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,062 Indeed I am. 80 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,367 I'm going to use patience, fortitude and dignity... 81 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,498 and he will soon abandon... 82 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,696 your dear old dad as the butt of his witticisms. 83 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,975 Okay, Pop if you say so. I'll go along with it. 84 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,312 Because when I grow up, I want to be just like you. 85 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,206 Isn't that touching? 86 00:06:57,284 --> 00:07:00,186 Eddie, you should always listen to your father... 87 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,084 because under that sweet boyish countenance... 88 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:07,184 he has the wisdom and understanding of an Art Linkletter. 89 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,460 Oh, boy! 90 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,036 It's fresher than I thought. 91 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,210 Looking for somebody, Munster? No. 92 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,513 Hi, Jack. I mean, McGinty. 93 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,615 I thought you'd find me. 94 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:41,560 Yeah, I found you. There's a question I'd like to ask you. 95 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:44,663 The answer is no, I don't want a fat lip. 96 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,826 Well, then, what would you do if I just smacked you in the eye? 97 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,329 Nothing. 98 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,836 If I smacked you in the eye, you wouldn't do nothing? 99 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,472 What's the matter? Are you yellow? 100 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,569 No, I'm not yellow. I'm green. 101 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:02,114 Besides, my pop told me to ignore you when you're beating me up. 102 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,117 He said it would make you a better person. 103 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,982 Your pop told you that? 104 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,086 He sounds like a bigger dope than you even. 105 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,420 He's not a bigger dope than me even. 106 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,550 He is, too. 107 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,424 He is not. Nobody is a bigger dope than me and... 108 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:20,495 Well, you know what I mean. Well, here's what I mean. 109 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,191 Next time I see you... 110 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:25,432 I'm going to tear your nose off and put it on backwards. 111 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,402 When you sneeze, you'll blow all your brains out. 112 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:43,988 Can you imagine Munster's face when he got that ink right in the puss? 113 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,685 I don't know. Seems like a dirty trick to me. 114 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:50,419 Munster's really a sweet guy. He's just a big dope. 115 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:56,334 Wait till you see what happens when he opens his locker. Oh, boy. 116 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,640 Good morning, Uriah. Good morning, Munster. 117 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,701 Good morning, Clyde. Hi, Munster. 118 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:08,010 Say, that was quite a surprise package you got last night. 119 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,817 Yeah, that was quite a surprise, Clyde. 120 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,948 Well, don't let it bother you, Munster. 121 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,320 That's just my way of getting acquainted. 122 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,424 Yeah. 123 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,193 You're quite a card, aren't you, Clyde? 124 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,327 Let me warm that up for you, Grandpa. 125 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,097 Thank you. 126 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,002 I wonder how Eddie made out with the bully today. 127 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,877 Hi, Eddie. Hi. 128 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,208 Hello, Eddie. 129 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,779 Did everything go all right at school today? 130 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,216 No, everything went wrong. 131 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,775 Did you run into the bully? 132 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,879 Yeah, I ran into the bully. 133 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,253 Did you fight back? 134 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,758 No, I ignored him like Pop said. 135 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,624 Well, now. And how did your father's theory work? 136 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,160 I think Pop's theory has a few wrinkles in it. 137 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,603 Oh, dear me. My poor baby. 138 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,146 There, that will take the swelling down. 139 00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:00,519 Herman and his philosophy. What will we do now? 140 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,522 Eddie, take a tip from me. 141 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,799 Next time the bully picks on you... 142 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,563 do what your dear old grandpa would do. 143 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,029 Give him a bite right in the neck. 144 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,712 Hi, you guys. 145 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,519 Hello, Eddie. 146 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,489 What's for supper? Well, Herman... 147 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,790 your son went to school today and he followed your advice... 148 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,623 and look what happened. 149 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,363 Well, look at the steak on your son's eye. 150 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,964 Aren't you going to do something about it? 151 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,107 You're darn tooting I am. 152 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,280 Eddie... 153 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,213 as Sonny Liston said after his last fight... 154 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:07,027 I think it's time to sit down and reevaluate our philosophy. 155 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,310 Now, Eddie, watch closely. 156 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,913 First, you feint with your left... 157 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:38,591 and then you pulverize him with your right. 158 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,563 How does that grab you? Neat. 159 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,675 I thought you didn't like violence, Pop. 160 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:04,206 I don't, Son. But I think we should be prepared at all times and... 161 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,753 we don't want any more black eyes, do we? Uh-uh. 162 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,487 If we don't do something by tomorrow, we'll run out of eyes. 163 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:13,253 Come on over here and let's work out on this body bag. 164 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,854 Body bag? 165 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,487 Why can't we use a real body? 166 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,331 All the time substitutes. 167 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,132 Now, Eddie... 168 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,401 you go first. 169 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,069 This is Jack McGinty... 170 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,978 and he's just called you a terrible name. 171 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,870 What did he call me? 172 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,346 Tutti-frutti? 173 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,746 Nobody's gonna call me a tutti-frutti. Let me at him. 174 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,192 Fine, Son. Hold it. 175 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,003 Leave some for me. 176 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,403 Well, Clyde Thornton... 177 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,883 the time has come for your comeuppance. 178 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,884 Show him a little speed, Herman. 179 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,147 What's that? 180 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,481 What did you say? 181 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,088 Nobody calls me old droopy drawers and gets away with it. 182 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,507 Sorry, Grandpa. 183 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,411 Eddie, you forgot to wash behind your points. 184 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:22,444 Well, Son, I'm off to the office and you're off to school. 185 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,614 Now, remember what I taught you. 186 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,854 Right, Pop. Sure thing. 187 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:33,059 Herman, you haven't been encouraging Eddie to fight, have you? 188 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,263 Why, certainly not, dear. 189 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,330 We Munsters only fight when provoked. 190 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,301 Right, Eddie? 191 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,874 Hey, Munster. 192 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,950 Are you provoking me? 193 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,017 Huh? 194 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,087 I dare you to say that again. 195 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,177 Huh? 196 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,382 Okay, you just provoked me. 197 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,128 What's the idea? I thought your pop told you to ignore me. 198 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,097 Yeah. But he taught me to ignore you in a new way. 199 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,279 Hey, Clyde, what on earth are you doing? 200 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,073 I'm rigging up another practical joke for that Munster. 201 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,777 This is gonna be a shocker. 202 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,948 See, he walks in here... 203 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,984 he steps in this puddle... 204 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,486 then he reaches for the handle, and... 205 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,761 whammo! 206 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,263 He gets 120 volts right through that big stupid carcass of his. 207 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,097 Pretty good, Clyde, but aren't you asking for it? 208 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,542 He's pretty big, you know. I wouldn't want to tangle with him. 209 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,480 Listen, Uriah, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. 210 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:13,058 Fellows, I'll have this taken care of in a jiffy. 211 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,301 Would you mind holding this... 212 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,385 We must keep our streets tidy. 213 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,033 Do you still plan to play that practical joke on him? 214 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:54,466 Play a joke on a guy like that? Have you lost your mind? 215 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,142 Say, I've got to get that thing unrigged before he gets here. 216 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:08,685 Oh, boy, I can hardly wait for old Clyde Thornton to provoke me. 217 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,650 First he's gonna say: 218 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,922 "Hi, Herman. How's tricks?" 219 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,187 Then I'm gonna say: 220 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,925 "Pretty good, Clyde. How are you?" 221 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,590 Then he's gonna offer me a loaded cigar... 222 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,028 then I'm gonna let him have it. 223 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:32,377 My hands are shaking so hard I can't get these wires loose. 224 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,882 Hi, everybody. 225 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,611 Herman. 226 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,388 Come over here and say that. 227 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,783 Herman, old friend. 228 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,252 Buddy, pal. 229 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:55,066 I thought you might like to hear an apology from me for all those... 230 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,668 terrible jokes I've been playing on you. 231 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,875 Never mind that, Clyde. 232 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,806 What goes with my locker? 233 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,541 Oh, uh. 234 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,679 Oh, that? Well, that is a... 235 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,290 That's a new practical joke that I've been working on... 236 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,951 to play on myself. 237 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,060 Yeah, you see, I... 238 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,829 I step in this puddle of water... 239 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,334 then I... 240 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,902 put my hand on the handle... 241 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,477 Isn't that the funniest thing you ever saw? 242 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,191 Yeah, that's a real gas. 243 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,828 Now listen, Clyde... 244 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,359 I'll tell you what I want you to do. 245 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,734 I want you to get up off that floor and provoke me. 246 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,666 And then you know what I'm gonna do? 247 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,838 I'm gonna knock your head off. 248 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,776 And then I'm gonna go out for coffee. 249 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,378 Did you hear me? I said get up. 250 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,654 No! 251 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,359 Please, Herman, don't let me have it. I'm really sorry. 252 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,492 I've got four kids at home and a mother-in-law I'm supporting. 253 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,529 No fooling? 254 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,863 I'm not kidding anymore. 255 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,970 Well, okay. 256 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,334 But no more jokes. 257 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,334 Promise? Oh, I promise. 258 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,719 Let's shake on that. 259 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,127 I got you. 260 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,063 Hot dog. 261 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,796 Now I'm a full-fledged bully. 262 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,917 There's nothing Herman likes better than a tossed fruit salad. 263 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,114 A can of peaches to give it body. 264 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,354 Where are the boys now? They're all three in the living room. 265 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,057 Isn't that wonderful? They get together in the evening... 266 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,326 talk over the events of the day. 267 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,127 It's all so warm and friendly. 268 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,208 And then I let the bully have it with the old one-two. 269 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,578 And you should have seen what I did... 270 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,883 to Clyde Thornton, the practical joker down at the office. 271 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,220 I really let him have it with the old hand buzzer. 272 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,061 You see, I told you a little brute force... 273 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,104 would take care of your problems. 274 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:23,106 Just like the old days. The whole family out for blood. 275 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,943 And you know what I'm gonna do tomorrow? 276 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,073 I'm gonna march right into that office... 277 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,414 and squirt that practical joker Clyde Thornton 278 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,419 right in the nose with some water. 279 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,514 And then I'm gonna offer him a loaded cigar. 280 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,819 He ought to get a bang out of that. 281 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,553 When I get back to school... 282 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,429 I think I'll beat up the whole fifth grade for good measure. 283 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,365 Boy, oh, boy! 284 00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:01,807 Eddie, go to your room. 285 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,974 But, Mom, us guys were having a ball clobbering guys. 286 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,848 Eddie, go to your room. 287 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,686 And, Herman, I want to talk to you. 288 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,184 I think I'll go down in the lab. 289 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,092 I've a few things hanging up to dry. 290 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,959 Grandpa, you stay here. 291 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,263 Do I gather that you're upset about something, dear? 292 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:27,204 Herman Munster, that was the school principal on the phone. 293 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:32,436 Eddie beat up two boys today. And he has threatened the entire class. 294 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:36,972 You have turned our son, our sweet son, into a bully. 295 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,044 Now, there is one thing that I will not tolerate in this family. 296 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:44,257 And that is violence. Understand? 297 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,353 I'm beginning to see your point. 298 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:59,529 Now, right after supper, I want you to have a little talk with Eddie... 299 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,765 and undo the damage you've done. 300 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,538 I tell you, I will not have brutality in this household. 301 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,545 And another thing. 302 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,781 Stop hiding behind that sofa when I'm trying to talk to you. 303 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,082 Yes, dear. 304 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,228 Lily, I'm hungry. 305 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:26,560 Do I have to hang around all morning waiting for breakfast? 306 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,660 All right, Grandpa. Pancakes coming up. 307 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,197 Thank you. 308 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:35,250 Did Uncle Herman walk Eddie to school this morning? 309 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,005 That's right, Marilyn. He wanted to show Eddie... 310 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,945 that you don't have to be a bully to command respect. 311 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:45,007 If you walk with your head held high, and with dignity... 312 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:48,117 then people will step aside for you. 313 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,055 Boy, Pop, you sure were right when you said... 314 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,363 when you walk with your head held high... 315 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,859 people sure do get out of your way. 316 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,862 Well, that's the way it goes, Eddie. 317 00:24:56,962 --> 00:25:00,364 Some people just have it, some people don't.